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"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'YAY! PATE!'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Ghost Swing

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

Egg ghost stories.

Haunted House Party.

"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."