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"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'YAY! PATE!'

Ghosts from around the world

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

Ghost Swing

Haunted House Party.

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

Egg ghost stories.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.