Ghostly Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Here we are."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Ghosts from around the world

Fresh Blood In Politics

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

Transylvanian Athletics.

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

"What should I use for our scream name?"