Ghostly Gagsters Gifts

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

Snowprov

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

I.T. Fear

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."