Sporty Gagster Gifts

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Snowprov

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"Is it working?"

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Kick Me T Shirts.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

How's the writer's block?

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

'Look at that lunatic...'

The Bean Guard.