Sporty Gagster Gifts

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Snowprov

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Is it working?"

Cartoonist Checkups

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

How's the writer's block?

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

Kick Me T Shirts.

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

'Look at that lunatic...'