Ghastly Gagster Gifts

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Snowprov

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Is it working?"

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

"I attract all the crypts."

Ghost Comedy

A Cow Funeral.