Ghoulish Gabber Gifts

"Hello Tim, you're looking well...How's death treating you?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Stephen King

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Special Delivery!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Cemetery Pie"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Cybergoths.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"I attract all the crypts."

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

A Cow Funeral.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'