Ghoulish Gabber Gifts

"Hello Tim, you're looking well...How's death treating you?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Special Delivery!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Cybergoths.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"I attract all the crypts."

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

A Cow Funeral.

I'll see my self out Mr Dracula

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'