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"Hello Tim, you're looking well...How's death treating you?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Stephen King

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Special Delivery!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Cemetery Pie"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Cybergoths.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"I attract all the crypts."

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

A Cow Funeral.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'