Grave Giggler Gifts

A Cow Funeral.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Clown God

Not you. Your hair.

Get on with it!

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

In the houseplant cemetery.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Bizarre sights.

'Whoops!'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Pest control, with death.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."