Grave Giggler Pillows

A Cow Funeral.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Clown God

Get on with it!

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Bizarre sights.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Whoops!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

A Grumble Bee

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.