Grim Giggler Pillows

Dead & Breakfast.

'Dicing with Death'

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

"Not It!"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Whoops!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

A Grumble Bee

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"