Grumble Giggler Pillows

A Grumble Bee

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Pest control, with death.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ah-Choo!

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Dicing with Death'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Dead & Breakfast.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'It needs more punctuation.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

'No.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'