Groggy Giggler Pillows

Please do not adjust your mirror.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Clown God

Not you. Your hair.

Get on with it!

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

Moo! OOM!

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Swinging through the jungle.

I am one with stupid.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Pest control, with death.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Whoops!'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

A Grumble Bee

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'