Groggy Giggler Mugs

Please do not adjust your mirror.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Clown God

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Moo! OOM!

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Your Country Needs MOO!

I am one with stupid.

Swinging through the jungle.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Whoops!'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

A Grumble Bee