Gorilla Giggler Pillows

Penile Implants

Swinging through the jungle.

The Busy Gardener

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Clown God

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"Garden variety allergies."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Get on with it!

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Fancy a pint?

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Moo! OOM!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Where are you going?'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"