Gorilla Gigglers Pillows

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Ghost Playing Cello

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

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