Gorilla Gigglers Pillows

Primate Speech Lab. He's just filling in while the receptionist is on a break.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Ghost Playing Cello

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'I'm sorry, but you're just too tall to make it in the ballet world.'

Boo-gle.

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

Penile Implants

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'