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"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

I am one with stupid.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

The First Supper

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Ghost Playing Cello

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