Gig Gigglers Pillows

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Dog fetching clown shoes.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Giggle.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

The First Supper

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."