Golden Age Gigglers Pillows

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'It's for teenage girls.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."