Theatrical Gigglers Pillows

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

I like a good whodunit.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Ghost Playing Cello

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'It's for teenage girls.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."