Graveyard Gigglers Pillows

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Bizarre sights.

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

The First Supper

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

Burke and Hare and Hare

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Grave with satellite dish.