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Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Giggle.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

Bizarre sights.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

The First Supper

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Why is he always hanging around?'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

Burke and Hare and Hare

Boo-gle.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'