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Talkin' Trash

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Giggle.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He never listened to his mother!'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Toilet humour

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Easter Island Secret

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Octopus gets tickled pink