Garbage Gold Seeker T-Shirts

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Fishing for Litter

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Dustbin monster.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

Plogging Marathon

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

"Looking for gold?"

Smiley Trash.

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'What do you see in gold futures.'