Garbage Gold Seeker T-Shirts

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Fishing for Litter

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Dustbin monster.

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

Plogging Marathon

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

Smiley Trash.

Clean the world.

'What do you see in gold futures.'

"Looking for gold?"

'For you I suggest a retirement plan consisting of bonds, CDs, IRAs, and marrying rich.'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'