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Fishing for Litter

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

We're polishing our brand.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Goldie.

Buried Rubbish

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Dustbin monster.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

Smiley Trash.

Clean the world.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I love this job!"

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

'This is a total waste of time.'

"It's deliciously trashy."

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'