Garbage Guerilla T-Shirts

Clean the world.

"It's an old airbed, so chucked-in unwanted rubbish won't break."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Fishing for Litter

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Buried Rubbish

Dustbin monster.

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Smiley Trash.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"I love this job!"

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

Bumper Cart Shopping

'This is a total waste of time.'

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."