Garbage Guerilla Pillows

Clean the world.

"It's an old airbed, so chucked-in unwanted rubbish won't break."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

Fishing for Litter

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Dustbin monster.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Smiley Trash.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"You gotta teach me that trick."

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

'This is a total waste of time.'

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

Bumper Cart Shopping

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"I love this job!"

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.