Garden Guerilla Pillows

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Cat in a tank...

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Bumble Bee

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Biodiversity

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'