Garden Rebel Pillows

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

This place already got on my nerves...

'Garden gnomes from Hell'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Dead House Plant

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

Monsanto

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

A Vegetable Plot...

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

HELL'S TILLERS.

WC.

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

'I quit!'

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

Lawn mower breaking kit

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"Management wants a word with you."

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- the FDA issued a warning against everything we've got in the kitchen.'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."