Lawn Rebel Pillows

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

No Mow May

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Driverless Car

I left my mark on policies and programs.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof