Rebel Landscaper Pillows

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"I gotta be me!"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Mulch madness"

Industrial Beautification van

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The stuff of Legend.

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"The cat was there."

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

A Vegetable Plot...

'Underground cartoonist'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Santa Sucks

Where the wild things do graffiti

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

This place already got on my nerves...

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

"I'm claiming diminished responsibilities."