Rebel Landscaper Mugs

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"I gotta be me!"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Mulch madness"

Industrial Beautification van

The stuff of Legend.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The cat was there."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'Underground cartoonist'

A Vegetable Plot...

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Where the wild things do graffiti

Santa Sucks

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Lawn mower breaking kit

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

This place already got on my nerves...

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."