Lawn Rebel Mugs

Lawn mower breaking kit

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

No Mow May

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Driverless Car