Lawn Lover Mugs

Mixed Ability Brown, Landscape Gardener

'Everything goes with the house exept the lawn. They're taking that with them.'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

It's the telly people-they want to use OUR garden for 'I'm a Celebrity-Get me out of here!'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Lawn service conspiracy.

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Relaxing in the garden.

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'

'You have to mow it.'

'-and you'll get your shaver back when I get my mower back.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'I said - it's his punishment for mindless violence and disturbing the peace.'

'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Garden Tools Product Development. It does a great job of dispersing fertilizer and seeds, but let's not call it a "superspreader."

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

How's the new high powered hovver mower? Great!

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Beware of the dog's life.

This one is guaranteed to cut your yard work time in half!

I'd take down those chemical signs if you want to sell your house. I need them to keep people off the treated grass. They'll figure it out.

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Why don't you wait till we get a tree."

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

The latest in Lawngerie.

"And it comes with free do-it-yourself lawn maintenance."

Castaway sees sign on desert isle: 'Keep off the grass'.

"Look at that! Mr. Navarro spends all day working on his lawn."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"The mower isn't smart, but I am. I disabled its self propel so that he would get a good workout."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"I'm finding eggs from our Easter egg hunt. From five years ago."