Legal Rebel Pillows

'Thinking outside the box eventually lead me to thinking outside the legal system.'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

The Choice is Obvious

The New Square Mile Regulator.

First O.M.G. church.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Workers' Rights

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Reading

Federally Guidelined

Brain versus Religion.

"He shows enormous potential."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."