Legal Rebel Gifts

'Thinking outside the box eventually lead me to thinking outside the legal system.'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"I gotta be me!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

The New Square Mile Regulator.

First O.M.G. church.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

The serious corporation

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

FDA Ingredients

Workers' Rights

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Brain versus Religion.

Reading

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

Federally Guidelined

"He shows enormous potential."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Rules and procedure