Line Rebel Pillows

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Joe Henry

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Rugby Player

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Driverless Car

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Classic vs Rock

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Bike Lane

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Punktuation Marks.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Cluster Catastrophe