Book Rebel Pillows

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Letters escape from a caged book.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Unabridged Dictionary

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Hell's Schlegel

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

Reading

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

The oldest swinger in town.

"Stop fact checking my story."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Punk Rock

Wrong shelf.

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room