Information Rebel Pillows

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I really got used to working from home."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Bertrand Russell

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

putin and social media

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Music Piracy

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

Scientists chained to the floor

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'