Information Rebel Pillows

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I really got used to working from home."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Bertrand Russell

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

putin and social media

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Music Piracy

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

Scientists chained to the floor

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'