Internet Rebel Pillows

Password Change Refuseniks

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I really got used to working from home."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Bertrand Russell

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

putin and social media

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Music Piracy

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Punktuation Marks.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Scientists chained to the floor

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"