Digital Rebel Pillows

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"My old man said that my downloading music off the net was illegal."

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

Computer Frustration

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Music Piracy

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

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