Remote Rebel Pillows

'My parents don't punish me anymore. The last time they did, I hid all the remotes.'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I really got used to working from home."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The Threat of AI

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Next.'

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe