Remote Rebel Mugs

'My parents don't punish me anymore. The last time they did, I hid all the remotes.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I really got used to working from home."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Busking during a pandemic

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

The Threat of AI

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Next.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Cluster Catastrophe

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Bassoonist cherub.

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."