Secret Rebel Mugs

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I really got used to working from home."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"I beg to differ."

Hipster Police Department

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'