Quiet Rebel Mugs

Very little fan fair.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I really got used to working from home."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

A neutral observer.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

I left my mark on policies and programs.

Brain versus Religion.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Large Print Librarian.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Post Office Worker.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

"Very good! Let's try it again. . . this time a little more assertively!"

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???