Remote Renegade Mugs

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Queen of Upcycling!

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I really got used to working from home."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Busking during a pandemic

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

Working at Home Half Day

Female Dominance.

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Problem solving centre.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Mary Quant.

'Pay back time on the ranch'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Hells singles