Remote Revolutionary Pillows

Busking during a pandemic

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I really got used to working from home."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

The Remote Olympics

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

One after another

"I am a control freak."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Just Married

"Sky, sir?"

Hosni Mubarak

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

TV Time

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

Remote controlled jester.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???