Remote Warrior Pillows

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

'Can't we just see one channel instead of bits of the other hundred?'

Fuzzy TV

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Stop WAFTING!"

"We're empty, boss. They're all working from home."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"FYI, you forgot to unvelcro the remote from your shirt before we left."

"I love working remotely."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How the goat got square eyes.

"I really got used to working from home."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Working from home

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"