Buzzing Remote Warrior Pillows

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

'There's nothing on.'

Binge Watch

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Dave invents the remote belt

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

Working from home

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"There's the remote!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"He's working from home."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."