Remote Zapper Extraordinaire Pillows

Remote-controlled window.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"We've lost the remote."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

He just ate and has the remote. Call back in a month.

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

Voice Recognition TV.

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Duel in the sun room.

"I make sure he gets his exercise by hiding the remote."

'Do I stay active? Just look at the callous on my thumb from using the remote control.'

'Even though it's not stated explicitly, Brother Beatty, you know you shouldn't covet thy neighbor's remote.'

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

"Holy crap!! That's gonna leave a mark."

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

'Since he did his assertiveness course I havn't been able to get anywhere near our T.V remote control.'

TV remotes.

'No the TV remote is not lost...it's right here in my purse.'